FRIDAY THE 13…Muahh. Mwahh. Mwuahh. Ah, how do you spell an
evil laugh?
Nothing out of the ordinary has happened to me today but I
didn’t want the day to come and go with no recognition. So I thought I would
create a little BS tradition. In honor
of the bizarroness of
this day, I will post random weirdness I find on the
interweb every Friday. And, by Jim, do I have a peach
of a beginning! DRUM ROLL, please. Ok, so the reveal is a little weak since the
picture is already on the page. Whatev.
For those who don’t immediately recognize the materials used
in these amazing slippers let me first say, I hope you incur some sort ailment
like a stubbed toe or a splinter, regularly. Perhaps, monthly? These delightful
gems are, in fact, made from MAXI PADS! Frankly,
I would like to meet, and subsequently make bleed, the mastermind behind what
really should be everyone’s Christmas tradition. Hey, why stop at Christmas? Let’s get all the holidays on pads, let’s do
birthdays, let’s do days of the week. Oh, let’s do special times of the month! And I think we should personalize them, I know I don't like to share pads. What the shit? Who comes up with
this stuff? I'm not sure which is worse, that some jackass actually made these or that I found the how-to on a legitimate craft website.
That these even exist make it evident I have to
actually come out and say...THIS IS A DEFINITE PEDI-DON’T. Let this be the label on the iron warning
against ironing whilst bathing in the tub